BUSH & CONDI: AMERICAN NEW WAY OF LIFE

Para mostrar que sei um pokinhu disso e daquilo, vou demonstrar meu inglês com esse texto que encontrei e achei supremo, tanto pela comédia quanto pelas cacofonias da lingua norte-americanas e inteligencia de BUSHa-de-banheiro!

In certain day, at the George W. Bush workroom, Condoleezza Rice opened the door to enter.

GEORGE: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

CONDI: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me!

CONDI: Hu is the new leader of China.

GEORGE: That's what I want to know!

CONDI: That's What I'm Telling you

GEORGE: That's what I'm askin you. Who is the new leader of China?

CONDI: Yes.

GEORGE: I mean the fellow's name

CONDI: Hu

GEORGE: The guy in China

CONDI: Hu

GEORGE: The new leader of China.

CONDI: Hu

GEORGE: THE CHINESE GUY!!!!!

CONDI: Hu is leading China!

GEORGE: Now whaddya' asking me for?

CONDI: I'm telling you Hu is leading China

GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

CONDI: That's the man's name.

GEORGE: that's who name?

CONDI: Yes.

GEORGE: Will you or will not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

CONDI: Yes, sir.

GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

CONDI: That's correct!

GEORGE: Then who is in China?

CONDI: yes, sir.

GEORGE: Yassir is in China?

CONDI: No, sir.

GEORGE: Then who is in China?

CONDI: Yes, sir.

GEORGE: Yassir?

CONDI: No, sir.

GEORGE: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of U.N. on the phone.

CONDI: Kofi?

GEORGE: No, thanks.

CONDI: You want Kofi?

GEORGE: No.

CONDI: You don't want kofi?

GEORGE: No, but now that you mention it, I coulda usa e glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

CONDI: yes, sir.

GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

CONDI: Kofi?

GEORGE: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

CONDI: And call who?

GEORGE: Hu is the guy at the U.N?

CONDI: Hu is the guy in China!

GEORGE: Will you stay out of China?!

CONDI: Yes, sir!

GEORGE: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

CONDI: Kofi?

GEORGE: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!

CONDI (pics up the phone): Rice is here!

GEORGE: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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George W. Bush ("Let's kill the World with Nuclear Weapons!")

Condi

Kofi (cofee)

Yassir (yes, sir.)